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::comes out of office/closet::

Matt and Melissa are gone. Why am I here?

At least Rach should be here at 10 so we can venture forth on an epic quest to return the software reuse books to the library. It will be a glorious quest, one of wonder and excitement, but not without its dangers. We will be venturing once again to the dark side of campus... yes, the enginnering side. A domain of evil it is. If we do not return from that place, I bequeath my Star Wars collection to Chris while the rest of you can fight over my music, porn, software, DVDs, and tubby bitch clothes. If any of you want anything specific, reply to this entry. Just be sure to tell my son of the deeds that were done this day...

I have to keep myself entertained until Nate and I go see X2 at 6:50. That's a long ass time. I'm going OTL with Ali at 12, but then the rest of the afternoon is as wide open as an IU cheerleader. Oops, did I say that out loud?

::heads back to office/closet::

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::comes back into frame::

Well, we made it back alive. It was touch and go there for a bit, but we're ok.

Well, they added Indiana Jones to my job of a lifetime recently by the looks of it. Really, if anyone knows anyone who works for Lucasfilm let me know because that is my job. I want that job. It is my destiny. They have another job listing for director of toys, but I'm not qualified for that one. Damn shame.

I just got a porn email asking me who I thought was hotter-- Christina or Natalie. It's like they fucking know me! How could I possibly make a decision like that?! Luckily I don't have to in Mattland...

Ooh, how bout a Mattland poll!

[Poll #132749]

fun fun fun

::leaves to have lunch with ali::

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::comes into frame::

So I'm driving home from X2-- WHICH KICKED SERIOUS ASS, BTW-- and I call Michelle because her away message told me to if I was bored, but it was off or left in her car or wherever she usually leaves it, so I leave a message.

As I'm driving I thought to myself that I forgot to tell her to drive safely on her way to LaPorte and that I loved her if something was to happen-- inside joke, had to be there. Anyway so I'm thinking to myself what if something happened to me while I was driving instead, like if a deer jumped out or something.

I'll be damned if a god damn deer didn't jump out right in front of me not 2 minutes after I said that to myself.

So just in case, I love you. I just wanted you to know. That's to most of you. You know who you are. Even people who don't read this anymore.

Oh, and go see X2. It's awesome. Made that piece of shit Spider Man look even shittier.

Long ass day of interviews and tests and stuff tomorrow. Not gonna be fun. At least you won't have to read 20 updates from me tomorrow...

Nite all. Dream not of today.

::heads off to sweet ass bed::