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hofmann::comes out of the viewing room::
MTV awards are over.
What a waste of two hours of my life that was.
At least it was still better than that Wayans brothers music awards a few years back. That was just painful. It's just that that one that Jimmy Fallon did a few years ago was so awesome that nothing will ever be able to compare to that. Both movie and music awards.
Wasn't Britney Murphey supposed to co-host with Shawnn Williams Scott and not Justin Timblablabla? I thought she was... maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she couldn't handle all the Ashton Kutcher and Eminemenememememem in the area. Justin just gets on my last nerve.
The Matrix stuff at the beginning was pretty funny. Is this all Andy Dick has to live for anymore? These little bits? Damn shame. Neo not wanting to do the robot. Classic.
The ass coordinator for Charlie's Angels was good too. Might have to find out what qualifications are necessary for that... position...
Sorry about that.
The true highlight of the show was definitely Gollum's acceptance speech for best digital character. Anyone else find it funny there was no mention of Jar Jar ANYWHERE? Not in the retrospect, not in Yoda's speech, nowhere? Hmm... interesting...
"Dobby is a fucking fuck!" I almost cried. About damn time someone said it. Just really fucking funny.
The whole awards show itself is actually proof that Star Wars has lost its way. Makes me sad. Don't get what I'm saying? Look at the facts:
Yoda's acceptance speech for best fight: Long and fairly boring. Giving props to Queen Latifa was funny, but it was nowhere close to Gollum's speech. The only reason why he won it was because there was no LOTR fight in there and Spider Man sucks ass. Proof positive when The Battle of Helms Deep won over the arena battle in AOTC for best action sequence.
Gollum winning digital performance: of course. no brainer. Gollum fucking rocked. Yoda was awesome, but Gollum creeped me out. So realistic. So frightening. That's digital characters. Plus his acceptance speech was the equivalent of kicking Yoda square in the nuts. There's a big difference b/w Yoda quietly thanking George Lucas and Gollum saying, "Fuck Peter Jackson!" They're not afraid of taking chances.
Harrison Ford: What the hell was that? "Mr. Ford, you're old, so we're gonna do this funny thing where it looks like you're the old dude living your glory days. It'll be hilarious!" Bullshit. He successfully took two of my most beloved characters and reduced them to a drunken punchline. Fuck that. Nobody got it anyway and you ruined Han Solo and Indiana Jones. And take that damn earring out of your ear and date someone your own age. Sheesh.
Natalie Portman not getting nominated/ Natalie and Hayden not getting nominated for best kiss: Kirsten Dundst sucks. Spider Man sucks. Someone tell her to put a bra on and do something with her teeth. Natalie can act circles around her with her eyes closed and walking backwards. Yes, the kiss in Spider Man was deserving, but who the hell saw Punchdrunk Love or Drumline? Like 12 people. Definitely none of those punk kids who voted saw Punchdrunk Love. They all saw AOTC.
The Hobbitts' acceptance speech for LOTR: When I saw those guys up there, I saw three best friends. I saw three guys who went to make a movie and came back inseperable. That's why LOTR is good. Because they care about what they're making. They care about the product. The only person I've ever seen having a good time on Star Wars this time around has been Sam Jackson. You know no one hung out after filming was over. No one went out and got matching tattoos. Yes, being in Star Wars is important to some of them because they're part of history, but they're not in it together. You see it every time you see Elijah Wood or Sean Astin. Listen to the commentary on Fellowship. It's amazing.
Anyway I'll stop.
Um... and this TATU thing... um... hmm... I mean... I like girls in their underwear making out as much as the next heterosexual male, but come on. That's a bit much even for me. Oh, and 50 Cent scares me. That new Pink song rocks the hizzouse for shizzle.
Fuck Justin Timblablabla.
Oh, and Keanu Reeves is the dumbest man alive. We now have proof. And if you can't grow the whole beard either trim or shave for the love of God. You look like you cut your hair and glued it to your face. Ass.
Yeah, that's it. I'm going to bed and dreaming of a time when I was six and Star Wars was cool...
Dream not of today.
::heads off to sweet ass bed::
MTV awards are over.
What a waste of two hours of my life that was.
At least it was still better than that Wayans brothers music awards a few years back. That was just painful. It's just that that one that Jimmy Fallon did a few years ago was so awesome that nothing will ever be able to compare to that. Both movie and music awards.
Wasn't Britney Murphey supposed to co-host with Shawnn Williams Scott and not Justin Timblablabla? I thought she was... maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she couldn't handle all the Ashton Kutcher and Eminemenememememem in the area. Justin just gets on my last nerve.
The Matrix stuff at the beginning was pretty funny. Is this all Andy Dick has to live for anymore? These little bits? Damn shame. Neo not wanting to do the robot. Classic.
The ass coordinator for Charlie's Angels was good too. Might have to find out what qualifications are necessary for that... position...
Sorry about that.
The true highlight of the show was definitely Gollum's acceptance speech for best digital character. Anyone else find it funny there was no mention of Jar Jar ANYWHERE? Not in the retrospect, not in Yoda's speech, nowhere? Hmm... interesting...
"Dobby is a fucking fuck!" I almost cried. About damn time someone said it. Just really fucking funny.
The whole awards show itself is actually proof that Star Wars has lost its way. Makes me sad. Don't get what I'm saying? Look at the facts:
Yoda's acceptance speech for best fight: Long and fairly boring. Giving props to Queen Latifa was funny, but it was nowhere close to Gollum's speech. The only reason why he won it was because there was no LOTR fight in there and Spider Man sucks ass. Proof positive when The Battle of Helms Deep won over the arena battle in AOTC for best action sequence.
Gollum winning digital performance: of course. no brainer. Gollum fucking rocked. Yoda was awesome, but Gollum creeped me out. So realistic. So frightening. That's digital characters. Plus his acceptance speech was the equivalent of kicking Yoda square in the nuts. There's a big difference b/w Yoda quietly thanking George Lucas and Gollum saying, "Fuck Peter Jackson!" They're not afraid of taking chances.
Harrison Ford: What the hell was that? "Mr. Ford, you're old, so we're gonna do this funny thing where it looks like you're the old dude living your glory days. It'll be hilarious!" Bullshit. He successfully took two of my most beloved characters and reduced them to a drunken punchline. Fuck that. Nobody got it anyway and you ruined Han Solo and Indiana Jones. And take that damn earring out of your ear and date someone your own age. Sheesh.
Natalie Portman not getting nominated/ Natalie and Hayden not getting nominated for best kiss: Kirsten Dundst sucks. Spider Man sucks. Someone tell her to put a bra on and do something with her teeth. Natalie can act circles around her with her eyes closed and walking backwards. Yes, the kiss in Spider Man was deserving, but who the hell saw Punchdrunk Love or Drumline? Like 12 people. Definitely none of those punk kids who voted saw Punchdrunk Love. They all saw AOTC.
The Hobbitts' acceptance speech for LOTR: When I saw those guys up there, I saw three best friends. I saw three guys who went to make a movie and came back inseperable. That's why LOTR is good. Because they care about what they're making. They care about the product. The only person I've ever seen having a good time on Star Wars this time around has been Sam Jackson. You know no one hung out after filming was over. No one went out and got matching tattoos. Yes, being in Star Wars is important to some of them because they're part of history, but they're not in it together. You see it every time you see Elijah Wood or Sean Astin. Listen to the commentary on Fellowship. It's amazing.
Anyway I'll stop.
Um... and this TATU thing... um... hmm... I mean... I like girls in their underwear making out as much as the next heterosexual male, but come on. That's a bit much even for me. Oh, and 50 Cent scares me. That new Pink song rocks the hizzouse for shizzle.
Fuck Justin Timblablabla.
Oh, and Keanu Reeves is the dumbest man alive. We now have proof. And if you can't grow the whole beard either trim or shave for the love of God. You look like you cut your hair and glued it to your face. Ass.
Yeah, that's it. I'm going to bed and dreaming of a time when I was six and Star Wars was cool...
Dream not of today.
::heads off to sweet ass bed::
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Date: 2003-06-05 10:31 pm (UTC)Star wars is STILL cool, though it was way cooler back in the day. I've been meaning to ask about the rumors for E3. Please don't tell me it's nsync again!
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Date: 2003-06-06 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-06 03:21 am (UTC)I saw it for the ... actually I only saw 30 minutes ... because it sucked ass, I was completely bored of it. (sat on the couch, laid on the couch, laid on the floor, went to the futon, stood up and then just walked away from the movie:D)
As for LOTR .. what I have seen of it those 3 boys are funny. Like I said, what I've seen. Yet another movie that doesn't appeal to me and I get bored.
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Date: 2003-06-06 06:52 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2003-06-06 06:54 am (UTC)and I was sure you were gonna watch it so we could discuss the points I made in this post. Now I'm just disappointed...
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I'm gonna read it fully at home and I bet that I find stuff to comment on...*Beware* Mha ha ha ha ha...
Dude, Justin Timberlake doesn't suck!
Date: 2003-06-06 05:37 am (UTC)Re: Dude, Justin Timberlake doesn't suck!
Date: 2003-06-06 06:56 am (UTC)Yeah I think they could diagnose my OCD in one visit. I'd just bring pictures or something...
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Date: 2003-06-06 06:02 am (UTC)Harrision Ford - just feed your girlfriend something with more calories than your man chowder dude! The only other person who likes to hump a skeleton is Jack Nicholson (take a look at Lara Flynn Boyle and you'll agree).
Ass Wrangler - I'd take that gig any day! "Drop it like it's hot!"
Keannu - JUST SAY IT! That's what you get paid for ass-clown! (well, for that and wearing a black dress)
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Date: 2003-06-06 06:58 am (UTC)yeah lara flynn boyle scares me too. she used to be so hot on twin peaks and now all I want to do is make her a sandwich.
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Date: 2003-06-06 06:42 am (UTC)YES SPIDERMAN SUCKS. THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH ME.
and so does kirsten dunst. not only does she not wear a bra, but her boobs are ugly. not a good combo.
Yes, Tatu is crap. i swear they're not even lesbians. bullllllshit.
i'm not gonna tell you where i disagree with you for fear of being torn apart with a light saber.
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Date: 2003-06-06 06:59 am (UTC)I'm not really sure what happened to Kirsten Dundst's boobs either. they actually looked pretty nice in spider man, but now they hang to the floor. is she a grandma or something?
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Date: 2003-06-06 07:14 am (UTC)wait i said alleyway...
dammit!
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Date: 2003-06-06 07:30 am (UTC)did you see that part during the preshow when they asked tara reid what movie she'd like to be in? she couldn't think of one so Ludacris said Spider Man and she said yeah that woulda been nice because I was up for that role and didn't get it. oops. granted I woulda liked to have watched tara reid a lot more than kirsten dundst.
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Date: 2003-06-06 07:31 am (UTC)i agree. tara is better. the movie still woulda sucked tho. i think tara's about as stupid as kirsten tho.
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Date: 2003-06-06 07:35 am (UTC)of course bruce campbell is in spider man... ok so it had two redeeming qualities. him and toby.
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Date: 2003-06-06 07:10 am (UTC)i realize your claws are out now. i'm not scared. ;)
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Date: 2003-06-06 09:24 am (UTC)My time is precious, Emily. I expect to be entertained! hehe